dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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