um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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