i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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