yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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