O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
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Barsexuality is the new black.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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