wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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