I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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