Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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