I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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