They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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