What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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