There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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