fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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