i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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