It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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