Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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