Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
