Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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