You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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