Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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