Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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