Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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