So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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