You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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