i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
