How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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