Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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