he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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