once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize