It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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