You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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