I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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