You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
