i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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