My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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