There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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