Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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