wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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