And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i out mim tonsoeep
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