if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Everything about him screamed your future.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
