she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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