don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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