It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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