You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
