the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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