why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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