Do vagina's smell?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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