some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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