Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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