If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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