Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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