...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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