so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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