"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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