Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Mom said you looked used
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
