oh god the rape fog is back!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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