So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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