porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
This is my gift to your gina
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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