So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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