I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize