I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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