There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
