no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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