There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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