Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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